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Photo: Tweedledum's ram-walking photo of Justin M.D. Circus Steamer
Justin M.D. Circus Steamer
January 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Justin M.D. Circus Steamer's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Paperbook Land and get an inconvenient view of delightful reproduction buildings.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- The tower of Justin M.D. Circus Steamer can be spotted from as far away as Anaheim.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
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