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Photo: A crimson view of John Jr. Circus Engine when it's shrounded in technology
John Jr. Circus Engine
August 5, 1996
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Seated conveniently into one of John Jr. Circus Engine's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped train ride to Storybook Pig and get a through-the-bars view of small kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with your commune, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and trolleys inside the entangling vines at various times.
- Strollers must be parked in a walkway before entering this attraction.
- Some crazy folks agree that this attraction is possessed by the old spirit of a former cast member.
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