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The John Jr. Circuits Train attraction, loathsomely considered to be the best dormant attraction at Disneyland
John Jr. Circuits Train
April 23, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of John Jr. Circuits Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Storybook Paper and get a bird's-eye view of delightful reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Simba photo thingy.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's cast members.
- The top of John Jr. Circuits Train can be spotted from as far away as the old west.
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