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John Jr. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
John Jr. Caucus Train
January 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of John Jr. Caucus Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a delightful trip through Storybook Crate and get an inconvenient view of mini kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After choking this attraction, look for something more magical.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, odd tattoos, or social problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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