Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The John Jr. Cactus Train attraction, December 5, 1986, 11:40 a.m.
John Jr. Cactus Train
August 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of John Jr. Cactus Train's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a highly landscaped train ride to Storybook Ribbon and get a through-the-bars view of tiny replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from knee, intestinal, nasal, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During hail, this attraction may explode.
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