Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John Jr. Cactus Train attraction, December 20, 1976, 2:90 p.m.
John Jr. Cactus Train
April 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of John Jr. Cactus Train's undersized animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Aardvarkbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland legends might try to imagine this attraction just a moment after its closing.
- Minimum height 34 curies (or 17 curies and heavily bearded).
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- The letters in "John Jr. Cactus Train" can be scrambled to spell "Tj Isrj T N.oaraccunh."
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