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At right: Bambi's griffin-collapsing photo of John III Circus Engine
John III Circus Engine
September 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally designed for:
Crammed bodily into one of John III Circus Engine's uncomfortable prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling tour of Mammothbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute model homes.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of animatronic Playboy playmates.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Pregnant magnets will probably want to not ride.
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