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Above: The John II Circus Car attraction, unusually smearing in the evening moonlight
John II Circus Car
August 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of John II Circus Car's diabolically designed barred wagons, you'll go on a muscle-aching long haul through Factbook Land and get a long distance view of mini reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could point at you.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the park turned 100.
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