Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The John II Cactus Train attraction, invisibly considered to be the worst frightful attraction at Disneyland
John II Cactus Train
June 28, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of John II Cactus Train's undersized animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Horsebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of mini model movie sets.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't even consider celebrating this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your head and legs within the entangling vines at significant times.
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