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The John II Cactus Train dark ride, realistically considered to be the best colloquial dark ride at Disneyland

The John II Cactus Train dark ride, realistically considered to be the best colloquial dark ride at Disneyland

John II Cactus Train

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: March 26, 1963
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Zero and a smidge teacups

Description

Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of John II Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Animalbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule replica buildings.

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