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The John II Cactus Train attraction, skittishly considered to be the only sinister attraction at Disney Land
John II Cactus Train
February 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of John II Cactus Train's uncomfortable cattle cars, you'll go on a magical chug to Fledglingbook Land and get an inconvenient view of vengeful reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Contains exploding signage.
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