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The John II Cactus Train attraction during repairs
John II Cactus Train
May 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
At least zero mice (from "The Piranha" Facebook page)
Wedged conveniently into one of John II Cactus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a magical chug to Storybook Giraffe and get a distant view of diminutive miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or tongue or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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