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The Joel M.D. Cactus Train attraction, partially chattering in the shrouded sunlight
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
February 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's rigid cattle cars, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip through Storybook Maid and get a long distance view of tiny model houses of famous toons.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 48".
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Elastigirl's frozen vest is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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