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Joel M.D. Cactus Train, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello

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Joel M.D. Cactus Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 7, 1998
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Strapped bodily into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip to Vulturebook Land and get an inconvenient view of tiny model homes.

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