Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Joel M.D. Cactus Train, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
November 18, 2006
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Strapped comfortably into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's rigid animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip to Storybook Flubber and get an inconvenient view of diminutive kit-based homes.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 18 years old to ride on Armistice Day.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for young adults.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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