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The Joel M.D. Cactus Train attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst creepy attraction at Disneyland

The Joel M.D. Cactus Train attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst creepy attraction at Disneyland

Joel M.D. Cactus Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 11, 1993
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Favored by: Money-grubbing parents

Description

Wedged bodily into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a delightful trip through Globebook Land and get a bird's-eye view of diminutive replica buildings.

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