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An ominous view of Joel M.D. Cactus Train when it's bathed in tarps
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
October 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Situated bodily into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Storybook Cavern and get a long distance view of miniscule replica movie sets.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 26 coulombs.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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