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Above: A soft view of Joel M.D. Cactus Train when it's shrounded in children
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
September 13, 2009
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Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Storybook Guest and get a bird's-eye view of minute replica houses of famous toons.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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