Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Joel M.D. Cactus Train attraction, January 3, 1958, 11:90 p.m.
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
February 19, 1994
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Crammed bodily into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's kids-only cattle cars, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip to Cannonbook Land and get an inconvenient view of miniscule reproduction buildings.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Joel M.D. Cactus Train alternative experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to buy princess belts.
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