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A festive view of Joel M.D. Cactus Train when it's not bathed in children
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
October 16, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip to Queenbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to queue for this ride only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or stomach, spinal, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imported characters that may be mildly disappointing.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
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