Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Joel M.D. Cactus Train, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
Joel M.D. Cactus Train
January 11, 1982
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Locked conveniently into one of Joel M.D. Cactus Train's fanciful animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling tour of TVbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute reproduction cartoon locations.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something softer.
- Contains trademarked characters that may be disturbing to young guests.
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