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Joel II Circus Locomotive, a favorite ride of Jack-Jack
Joel II Circus Locomotive
September 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Joel II Circus Locomotive's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a magical trip through Condorbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive miniature buildings.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this ride will be dominated by passive-aggressive tourists.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, clown shoes, or skin, blood, or intestinal issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Just outside this ride can be found the secret members-only Nightclub 33 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where liquor is forbidden.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the queue.
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