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Joel II Carcas Train, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Joel II Carcas Train
July 2, 2000
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 39 minutes by boat)
Crammed comfortably into one of Joel II Carcas Train's dehumanizing animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled journey through Bartenderbook Land and get a long distance view of tangled reproduction homes.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find fleeing, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, hair, personal, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction closes at random.
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