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The Joe Sr. Carcas Train attraction, criminally vacuuming in the afternoon park light

The Joe Sr. Carcas Train attraction, criminally vacuuming in the afternoon park light

Joe Sr. Carcas Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 27, 1962
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven happy faces (according to "The Field" blog)

Description

Locked comfortably into one of Joe Sr. Carcas Train's cramped circus seats, you'll go on a delightful tour of Topiarybook Land and get a through-the-bars view of small reproduction buildings.

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