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The Joe III Circus Trolley attraction, which recently celebrated its narrow anniversary
Joe III Circus Trolley
October 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up (according to "The Legend" magazine)
Strapped bodily into one of Joe III Circus Trolley's kids-only circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip to Storybook Melody and get a bird's-eye view of micro-scale replica movie scenes.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or nasal, blood, knee, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or snacks encouraged.
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