Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe II Circuitous Train attraction, April 7, 1989, 3:16 a.m.
Joe II Circuitous Train
January 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Joe II Circuitous Train's backward-facing animal cages, you'll go on a delightful chug to Storybook Riverboat and get an inconvenient view of minute miniature movie scenes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, nasal, or finger complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- One of the Chihuahuas was recorded to look similar to Miley Cyrus.
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