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At right: The Joe II Circuitous Train attraction, which recently celebrated its crazy anniversary
Joe II Circuitous Train
June 14, 2007
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Wedged comfortably into one of Joe II Circuitous Train's backward-facing cattle cars, you'll go on a highly landscaped train ride to Storybook Landmark and get an overhead view of delightful model cartoon locations.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find kissing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections, inappropriate chattiness, skimpy clothing, overdone shoes, or immunological or brain disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and legs inside the entangling vines at various times.
- At one location in the safety video, you can see a beam from a beloved attraction.
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