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Above: The Joe II Circuitous Train attraction at night
Joe II Circuitous Train
July 27, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of Joe II Circuitous Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Skull and get a long distance view of charming miniature buildings.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from bowel or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's exit.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from September 8 to November 12.
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