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Joe II Circuitous Train, a favorite attraction of Underdog
Joe II Circuitous Train
November 2, 1980
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Wedged in an orderly fashion into one of Joe II Circuitous Train's uncomfortable circus seats, you'll go on a delightful tour of Picturebook Land and get an inconvenient view of miniscule model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- No dancing or flash photography allowed.
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