Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Jack M.D. Circus Steamer attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Jack M.D. Circus Steamer
February 22, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Locked bodily into one of Jack M.D. Circus Steamer's uncomfortable cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Chestbook Land and get an inconvenient view of micro-scale reproduction homes.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland V.I.P.s should queue up for this attraction less than a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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