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The Jack M.D. Circuits Train ride, quarterly viewing in the morning sunlight
Jack M.D. Circuits Train
April 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Jack M.D. Circuits Train's rigid prisoner transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip through Storybook Bulb and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule replica buildings.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this ride.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, go on something soothing.
- Ride may be too startling for young chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate chattiness or cardiac, nasal, lycanthropic, clothing, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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