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A prominent view of Jack M.D. Circuits Train when it's bathed in tarps
Jack M.D. Circuits Train
December 25, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of Jack M.D. Circuits Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical trip to Storybook Perch and get an inconvenient view of miniscule kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Explosions may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny nose or social, ribcage, or romantic issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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