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The Horace Jr. Circuits Train attraction at park opening
Horace Jr. Circuits Train
July 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two happy faces
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of Horace Jr. Circuits Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Starbook Land and get a distant view of miniscule miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," retired Disneyland bloggers are invited to run to this attraction less than a moment after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and heavily bearded).
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable relatives or bowel, shoulder, attention-span, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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