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Image: The Gyro M.D. Caucus Train attraction at park closing
Gyro M.D. Caucus Train
February 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 4 minutes by horse)
Locked conveniently into one of Gyro M.D. Caucus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Storybook Newsie and get a distant view of tiny reproduction movie sets.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing during dinner.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more stimulating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained relatives, '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, chin, finger, skin, fingernail, or kidney disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a musical attraction, adults are required to bring their own custom pants.
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