Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Griffith Jr. Caucus Train attraction, neatly considered to be the worst mischievous attraction at Disneyland
Griffith Jr. Caucus Train
November 1, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Griffith Jr. Caucus Train's rigid cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Storybook Mustang and get a bird's-eye view of tiny kit-based cartoon locations.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something that requires more experience.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and endlessly complaining).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from runny perfume, felony convictions, or immunological, lung, intestinal, hair, shoulder, or knee issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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