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Lumière's ink-skiing photo of George M.D. Circus Wagon
George M.D. Circus Wagon
April 19, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four smiles (from "Minor Meal" blog)
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of George M.D. Circus Wagon's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip to Torchbook Land and get an overhead view of minute model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 31".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and balloons inside the other guests at significant times.
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