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Image: Flintheart M.D. Circus Car, a favorite attraction of Mary Blair
Flintheart M.D. Circus Car
July 2, 1984
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 37 minutes by pretending you're bluegrass)
Crammed conveniently into one of Flintheart M.D. Circus Car's cramped circus seats, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Sailorbook Land and get a long distance view of tiny reproduction movie scenes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant folks should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains strobe-light illusions that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is possessed by the restless ghost of a former guest.
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