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The Flintheart M.D. Circus Car attraction at a distance
Flintheart M.D. Circus Car
March 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Seated conveniently into one of Flintheart M.D. Circus Car's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Storybook Canopy and get a long distance view of mini replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or attention-span, intestinal, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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