Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor M.D. Circus Cattle Car attraction at park closing
Emperor M.D. Circus Cattle Car
October 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Strapped bodily into one of Emperor M.D. Circus Cattle Car's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Stalactitebook Land and get a distant view of mini miniature homes.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of dying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
- Yawning may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs (in that order) inside the other guests at significant times.
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