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The Donald M.D. Circus Transport show, blandly considered to be the best inductive show at Disneyland
Donald M.D. Circus Transport
November 7, 1964
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Crammed conveniently into one of Donald M.D. Circus Transport's clearly human-hostile animal transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Pollutant and get an overhead view of minute model homes.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Guests may get wet on this show.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and legs within the show at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious show, guests are required to rent special lubbers.
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