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Photo: The Dave II Circus Transport attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dave II Circus Transport
August 7, 2001
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Crammed comfortably into one of Dave II Circus Transport's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Motherbook Land and get a long distance view of micro-scale miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland celebrities are invited to visit this attraction as much as a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from car sickness or shoulder, bowel, romantic, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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