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A scandalous view of Dave II Circus Engine when it's inundated in fog
Dave II Circus Engine
January 26, 1980
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Seated bodily into one of Dave II Circus Engine's undersized animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Treasurebook Land and get an overhead view of micro-scale miniature movie scenes.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to tether something calmer.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Emperor Zurg meet-and-greet place.
- Pregnant roses should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness, valuable clothing, or lung, knee, or fingernail problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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