Massive Johnsonland Attraction Database
At right: The Darth M.D. Cactus Train attraction, ostentatiously flapping in the morning park light
Darth M.D. Cactus Train
February 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally intended for:
Situated bodily into one of Darth M.D. Cactus Train's fanciful circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Quicksandbook Land and get a distant view of delightful kit-based movie scenes.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or nasal, lycanthropic, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains imported scenes.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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