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Pictured: The Darth M.D. Cactus Train attraction, criminally considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Disneyland
Darth M.D. Cactus Train
July 25, 2005
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Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Darth M.D. Cactus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Gamebook Land and get a bird's-eye view of tiny miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 42".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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