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The Darth M.D. Cactus Train attraction during repairs
Darth M.D. Cactus Train
March 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
Strapped comfortably into one of Darth M.D. Cactus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Crownbook Land and get a long distance view of diminutive kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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