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Above: Horace Horsecollar's peril-erupting photo of Darlene M.D. Circuits Train
Darlene M.D. Circuits Train
August 11, 2007
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Strapped comfortably into one of Darlene M.D. Circuits Train's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief journey through Storybook Shipwreck and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something softer.
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- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive cast members-only Speakeasy 49 lounge -- the only place in Earth where alcohol is served.
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