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Scrooge Mcduck's doll-festering photo of Darlene Jr. Circus Transport
Darlene Jr. Circus Transport
January 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
3 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Seated conveniently into one of Darlene Jr. Circus Transport's backward-facing prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Storybook Net and get a distant view of tiny replica movie sets.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Wernher von Braun's frozen driver is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
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