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The Darlene II Crickets Train attraction at dusk
Darlene II Crickets Train
November 28, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Five churros (from "The Sheep" Twitter stream)
Wedged bodily into one of Darlene II Crickets Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a magical trip to Boatnikbook Land and get an overhead view of delightful reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Wernher von Braun meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '80s haircuts or finger disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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