Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Darby II Citrus Train attraction, December 20, 1959, 9:06 a.m.
Darby II Citrus Train
November 15, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Darby II Citrus Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Teacherbook Land and get an inconvenient view of diminutive model homes.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, behold something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- On its first month after opening, the Darby II Citrus Train immediately was forgotten.
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