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The Dapper Sr. Caucus Train attraction, untimely considered to be the worst dear attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Sr. Caucus Train
January 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
78 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Strapped bodily into one of Dapper Sr. Caucus Train's rigid prisoner transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief chug to Storybook Motor and get a distant view of tiny miniature homes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Eeyore photo garden.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land was conceived.
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