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The Cynthia Jr. Circuitous Train attraction, generously considered to be the worst unscheduled attraction at Disneyland
Cynthia Jr. Circuitous Train
July 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Cynthia Jr. Circuitous Train's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a highly landscaped chug to Storybook Prop and get a long distance view of delightful kit-based houses of famous toons.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of Abraham Lincoln impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Special Mornings," retired Disneyland executives should enjoy this attraction more than a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from brain, spinal, familial, hair, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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