Massive Parkland Attraction Database
Cubby Jr. Circus Steamer, a favorite dark ride of Quasimodo
Cubby Jr. Circus Steamer
July 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Locked conveniently into one of Cubby Jr. Circus Steamer's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a delightful trip to Storybook Pen and get a long distance view of tiny reproduction homes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this dark ride's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet area.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from sea sickness, dietary conflicts, inappropriate headgear, water-soluable clothing, or leg, skin, liver, cardiac, familial, or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This dark ride closes at a moment's notice.
- No running or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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