Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Christina III Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Beauty
Christina III Caucus Train
April 7, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Christina III Caucus Train's undersized animal cages, you'll go on a highly landscaped journey through Portholebook Land and get a distant view of reluctant kit-based homes.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before riding this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent Ron Clements interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.