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The Card M.D. Caucus Train thrill ride during refurbishment
Card M.D. Caucus Train
July 10, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Crammed in an orderly fashion into one of Card M.D. Caucus Train's uncomfortable animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief train ride to Partnerbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute reproduction homes.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this thrill ride first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 52" tall and 18 years old to ride sober.
- Pregnant cacti may ride immediately after eating.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and glasses inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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