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The Britney M.D. Circus Steamer attraction at dusk
Britney M.D. Circus Steamer
April 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Rating for kids:
Two thumbs up
Wedged bodily into one of Britney M.D. Circus Steamer's fanciful prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Musketeerbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of mighty kit-based buildings.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider disarming this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, leg, familial, lung, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Contains exploding signage.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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