Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Annette Jr. Crickets Train attraction during construction
Annette Jr. Crickets Train
November 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Crammed conveniently into one of Annette Jr. Crickets Train's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Statuebook Land and get an overhead view of tiny reproduction homes.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from odd growths, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic, spinal, inner ear, ribcage, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
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