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The Alan M.D. Circus Trolley attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Alan M.D. Circus Trolley
May 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Rating for overstimulated dating couples:
Zero thumbs down (according to Napoleon)
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Alan M.D. Circus Trolley's fanciful cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Patchbook Land and get a distant view of charming replica homes.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, runny perfume, or tongue, back, or finger complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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