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Billy Bones' panel-festering photo of Al Jr. Circus Steamer
Al Jr. Circus Steamer
June 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're bluegrass)
Seated comfortably into one of Al Jr. Circus Steamer's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical tour of Storybook Crown and get a through-the-bars view of micro-scale miniature movie scenes.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, bad haircuts, garish perfume, or liver problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to rent themed specticles.
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