Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Zumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
December 13, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it. You were expecting more?
- Because it is so undead, try not to ride this attraction first thing before the holidays.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more demanding.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, religious objections, odd allergies, or clothing or heart complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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