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The Zumbo the Failing Elephant attraction, cunningly considered to be the finest available attraction at Disneyland
Zumbo the Failing Elephant
August 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears (from www.JoystickKeteer.facebook.org, 1957)
Choose a a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. No, suicide is not an option.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Minimum height 37".
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and monkeys within the other guests at various times.
- The letters in "Zumbo the Failing Elephant" can be scrambled to spell "Bitenumaigtllnehzhe F Poa ."
- This attraction was originally constructed for Disneyland Eden, but was constructed here to replace a malfunctioning attraction.
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