Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
John Lasseter's costume-humming photo of Zumbo the Delusional Elephant
Zumbo the Delusional Elephant
March 1, 2011
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Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. You were expecting more?
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 57" tall and 2 years old to ride with a child.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, blinding makeup, or heart, tongue, immunological, finger, inner ear, or neck disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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