Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Zumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, neatly considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland
Zumbo the Delusional Elephant
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1968
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Rating: Three mice
Description
Stand in line for a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something that doesn't involve bugs.
Guest Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young wimps.
- No texting or nudity encouraged.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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