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Above: The Zumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its new anniversary
Zumbo the Delusional Elephant
July 16, 1969
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Select your a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
- Pregnant folks won't want to avoid this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Some crazy folks report that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- When Mater visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Zumbo the Delusional Elephant. Apparently, she didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the good-luck charm of the Republican party.
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