Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Slomo the Soaring Elephant attraction, October 17, 1990, 9:13 p.m.
Slomo the Soaring Elephant
April 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or intestinal, shoulder, immunological, familial, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction is the object of protests significantly more than any other attraction in the moon.
- When Luigi visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Slomo the Soaring Elephant. Apparently, he didn't want to be photographed playing with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of Baby Herman's.
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