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Image: The Slomo the Soaring Elephant attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst galactic attraction at Disneyland
Slomo the Soaring Elephant
July 19, 2004
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Choose a a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to have princess gardens.
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