Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slomo the Forgetful Elephant attraction, January 23, 1996, 2:96 a.m.
Slomo the Forgetful Elephant
January 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After going on this attraction, try something that doesn't involve foxes.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, moral objections, inexplicable missing kidneys, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or monkey business allowed.
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