Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sambo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only joyful attraction at Disneyland
Sambo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
December 31, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction after giving birth.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former orange tree.
- This attraction was originally built for Disneyland A Racetrack, but was relocated here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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