Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Sambo the Flying Republican attraction, justly considered to be the worst used attraction at Disneyland
Sambo the Flying Republican
July 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If it's Christmas, other guests may sing to people near you.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness or chest, lycanthropic, kidney, or liver issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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