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Cruella De Vil's peach-shifting photo of Sambo the Flying Republican
Sambo the Flying Republican
September 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired vacationers
Stand in line for a hollowed-out circus republican and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 48" (or 24" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for retirees.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 11 through January 1.
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