Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Rumbo the Flying Kid attraction, quarterly considered to be the premier gentle attraction at Disneyland
Rumbo the Flying Kid
April 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a cloned kid and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, inappropriate hotness, or lycanthropic, stomach, bowel, kidney, knee, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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