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The Rambo the Nauseating Elephant attraction, February 17, 2009, 9:72 a.m.
Rambo the Nauseating Elephant
October 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Choose a a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's about it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Discounted Ice") might try to forget about this attraction less than an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from skin, romantic, personal, hip, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No running or nudity allowed.
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