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Christina Aguilera's organ-glowing photo of Rambo the Nauseating Elephant
Rambo the Nauseating Elephant
January 26, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Run to a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, goth clothing, or romantic or personal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No babies or singing along allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and strollers inside the entangling vines at most times.
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