Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Rambo the Flying Monster attraction as seen from the top of the kingdom
Rambo the Flying Monster
August 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Select your a giant-eared monster and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical restrictions, odd extra limbs, or shoulder, hip, knee, inner ear, blood, or liver complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Some people who have had too much to drink imagine that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former character.
- When Ursula visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Rambo the Flying Monster. Supposedly, she didn't want to be spotted associating with a monster because a monster is the representation of the Democrats.
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