Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Quarto the Whiney Elephant, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Quarto the Whiney Elephant
March 21, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Get in a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or skin, attention-span, stomach, intestinal, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase themed pants.
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