Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quarto the Whiney Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its lightweight anniversary
Quarto the Whiney Elephant
August 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
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Get in a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. No, suicide is not an option.
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a long apatosaurus.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from chest, lycanthropic, ankle, attention-span, or leg problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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